A song sung by the pirate Fink on Scabb Island.

The melody is the same as the theme played at their campfire.


Well, I'd rather be a pirate on Scabb...
Than a scab on a pirate.
And if you'll listen to me gab,
I'll tell you why I admire it.
Oh, the people aren't too friendly,
And the weather's not the best.
The lodging's too expensive,
And Largo's quite a pest.
But the thing I like about Scabb
Is what it hasn't got:
No mayor or police force
And no jail in which to rot.
==Alternate Lyric==

If Fink sings the song after Largo LaGrande has been run off the island he instead sings the line "And Largo was quite a pest."

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