The melody is the same as the theme played at their campfire.
- Well, I'd rather be a pirate on Scabb...
- Than a scab on a pirate.
- And if you'll listen to me gab,
- I'll tell you why I admire it.
- Oh, the people aren't too friendly,
- And the weather's not the best.
- The lodging's too expensive,
- And Largo's quite a pest.
- But the thing I like about Scabb
- Is what it hasn't got:
- No mayor or police force
- And no jail in which to rot.
- ==Alternate Lyric==
If Fink sings the song after Largo LaGrande has been run off the island he instead sings the line "And Largo was quite a pest."