"Happiness is a warm manatee." - Commander Buttonhead
"Kiss me, I've got scurvy!" - Fester Leach
"Aaaaaarrrg" - Barney Gout
"Violets are blue, roses are red. We're coming aboard. Prepare to eat lead." - Rapp Scallion
"Mouthwash? We don't need no stinking mouthwash!" - Old Skunk-Eye
The pirate who spoke each quote are randomised in each game and may not always be as above.
Threepwood must carefully swap the book with any other in his inventory in order to not wake Governor Phatt.